its sad that the first thing i assume is that ur trying to indirectly tell me you fucked on a breakfast table
by asking you if you bought one for the apartment?
If relationships were based on ego stroking and meaningless sex, we'd be soulmates
i'm writing my speech about my 4th grade backstreet boy concert experience. that sums up how seriously i take my life.
if you don't go to jail tommorow I'll buy you a 40. Motivation.
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
He had to stop fucking her halfway through to do a shit. When he returned she was still waiting for him. The joys of MDMA
i feel like there is just so much pressure to sex him up, its like the weight of the world is on my vagina.
This is the most boring acid ever. I feel like a child. But thats okay, I've been a child before, its nothing new.
well he never texted me back and the pizza I took my rage out didn't deserve such malice
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
He said the main reason he fucked me was cause of my storm trooper tattoo. IT ATTRACHES ALL THE HOT NERDS
On another note; I'm three days away from being 1/12th of my way from not having sex for a year. I need to get laid.
After this week, alcohol is mandatory.
It just so happens all of their names are Ryan, so I never have to change whose name I moan.
5 seconds ago I had no idea that a fart could travel so fastly thru the tanning bed. I taste it in the back of my neck.
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