Great date with Damon, but I'm not sure if telling him I like lesbian porn is a good second date discussion.
you're putting all your eggs in a very hungover basket
what has two thumbs and is going to bang you boss on monday?
Their house warming gift for us was a half case of keystone and getting the cops called..
Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
Petting the cat and listening to "you've got a friend". This is why I smoke weed. To make sense of situations like this.
Do you recall us playing flip cup on your head?
i'll just tell him I slept with them both because we needed to compare notes
He showed up drunk to my cousions HS grad party, we stayed at the bars till 2, then he got up at 5 to run a half marathon and by the time I woke up wlhe was already back and drinking.
No. No. And hell no. If you are driving a Honda Fit you are not allowed to give me a dirty look. No.
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
"Local woman assaults strangers with sex toy" is a headline I never want to be about me.
also i don't know what you guys ate last night but he broke the toilet
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
And to be clear I have only watched porn like 3 times at work
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