Trimmed my pubes and broke your paper shredder. Separate events.
I just threw up on my dentist
i perioded on his leg
on. his. leg.
if you were drunk and peed in your friend's washing maching, would you send an "i'm sorry" text or say nothing at all?
all hypothetical of course
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
You tried to convince our cab driver that your $2 bill was worth $11.70
i was so fucked up i thought i was at home depot
We're both on the slippery slope toward middle age...and really shame riddled bar experiences
I'm going out with a guy whose nickname is Shark Week cause he'll eat anyone. I'm very excited.
Showed up physical therapy hammered. The therapist just says this isnt part of the program.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
If making out with three guys at once at a Kesha concert while simultaneously smearing glitter all over yourself doesn't convince her you're gay, nothing will
She wouldn't eat a clam- if you blow a line pregnant you can eat a clam
THE SUPER HOT BARTENDER WHO LOOKS LIKE RYAN GOSLING JUST WALKED IN. BUT HE DOESNT EVEN WALK HE GLIDES. LIKE AN ANGEL.
When you trip so hard that you can see your friends thoughts through their pupils.
So is he the one who got away?
They all got away. I’m a catch and release kind of girl.
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
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