so im in the parking lot of taco bell eating a taco...and some girl just got out of a car and screamed at the top of her lungs "XANEX FOR SALE!!!!" i fucking love Hamilton.
I miss him.. What the hell did I get myself in to? I guess it will get better with time.
No. Just liquor. Time's no good.
$1 pitcher night should be outlawed.
My roommate still talks on AIM. What is this middle school?
I can't wait until next week, when I find out what drunk me added to the Netflix queue.
i came on her dog
All I heard was "I swear it'll be funny" and then we were in jail.
Slept in my car last night. It snowed. I peed on the street. Hello 29...
Going through my purse trying to find money for this cab but all I keep pulling out if chicken from my burrito o ate an hour ago. Help?
I just want to be able to run around naked and eat grass with no judgments and have people feed me and expect me to sleep all the time.
Is your gma going to be okay with me passed out drunk on the ground
Dude, where are you?
In back
of car
... whose car?
Well, I have no idea where my underwear is, so yea I would say it was a good weekend.
We finally gave up searching because everything had started to look like flip flops
I shouldn't be allowed to be in america for NYE... or any major holiday for that matter
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