I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
Bendover
Flowers- 20. Dinner-50. Drinks- 25. Hotel- 150. The look on his face when I tell him I'm on my period? Priceless.
he thought i was a dude.
I'm giving you permission to use the abortion money to pay for your DUI.
im trying to make cookies in the george foreman
i just went to use the bathroom this morning and I couldn't because there was someone puking in every stall. i'm going to miss the dorms this summer
To be honest I don't know what's worse, the fact that I interupted their shower sex or the fact that I was so drunk I used the adjoining stall anyway
I'll call it a relationship when I stop masturbating after he goes to sleep
He looks like he got hit by a weed-eater with chlamydia
So was I the only one that was competing in the whale hunt?
Everyone else in class agrees the weed smell is coming from me
Lmfao I'm not trying to have a pissing contest over acid with my mom.....
It's pizza for people who hate themselves. I rang the place up once i'd finished and told them if i was on death row it would be my last meal because by the time i'd got half way through it I would be begging to die.
But then I ordered two more because it was 2-4-1 and my life is a mess
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
You don't know what lonely is until you've came in an Arby's Napkin
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