he was uncircumcised...I HAVE NOT YET REACHED THAT SKILL LEVEL OF DICK
she then came into the room and yelled I'M GOING TO BE A COCK BLOCK for 5 minutes
Just spent 3 hours on the Mcdonalds website. I don't know what to do with myself now that college is over.
Whatever. It was high school. Back then I'd blow anyone who had enough room between their chest and their steering wheel for my head to fit.
The good thing about having holes in your nose from all the drugs you do is that you can't smell nasty things. Like puke.
You could become Eskimo brothers with my dad. How can you pass that up? You pussy.
Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
just had to get on my knees to snort an addy off the little sink at the daycare. teacher of the year!
My goal for the weekend: procure a blowjob using only stern glances, hand gestures, and crudely-drawn stick figures.
He is so pussy whipped she has made him change his name to Toby
Had a dream I went to Disney to visit you and then I got really drunk and puked all over these little kids in line
We drank vodka and koolaid through a traffic cone. It got rowdy.
ARE YOU OKAY?
Physically? Yes. Morally? No.
But like, I don't remember getting hit with the door... I just come out from peeing and there was blood running down my face.
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