We're hooking up, I have a toothbrush at her place, and yet on leaving her apartment a minute ago we said goodbye with a hi five. WTF?
You're upset about this?
Yea, forget your mom. She will be home after her one night stand.
Did I tell you he has dinosaur sheets?
she's like "i'm so proud of u" ... and then i threw up on myself
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it's like there's an entire ecosystem in your vagina.
the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
for once, the $56 i am about to pay for plan b was actually worth the sex.
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
I will give you 100$, a blow job a day for a month and I will shave my legs according to societal standards until next November if you come recuse me from my night class right NOW.
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There's a homeless man outside the bar. I have a toothbrush and toothpaste in my car. I think i'm going to give them to him. And they said drinking is bad.
You're so thoughtful.
Some small part of me hopes I'm on the probationary list because of seeing the Dean at that fetish party.
I found a video on my phone from last night... You got up on the table at McDonald's and screamed BURRITOOO!
That's the 3rd guy I've made pass out from a bj. I may have super powers.
I have more important things to worry about than you drowning your cheerios in tequila.
Would you like to get a drink then hook up or reverse order I don't really care. Hopefully you can keep this between us.
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