Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
she just refered to her hymen as "the mrs"
He was putting purell on my boobs saying "they need to be clean for later." He hadn't had a drink all night
I wish there were college classes that were useful to your daily life, like how to pack a proper bowl in pitch black darkness.
Fuck you. how could you leave me passed out hangin out my truck window when you knew it was starting to rain?
He wasn't lying when he said he was immune to pepperspray. He pretended it burned for like 12 seconds and told the cops he was kidding he was alright. We'll be there soon.
do you think this outfit says "I maintained my dignity this weekend"?
I had one glass of wine then passed out for 4 hours. It's like I'm having a quarter-life crisis.
There are no female cereal mascots. I just realized that in my drunken state... So sexist...
I need to go back to work. I've had so much sex since the shutdown started. last night we tried and a little flag came out saying "nothing is left in here try a week later"
In case you're wondering what frozen hashbrowns taste like at 4 in the afternoon, shame. They taste like shame.
It just smells like spaghetti and despair.
Dudes don't just lick butts of chicks they're not into.
It would be weird sobbing cry sex.
You were supposed to catch herpes, not feelings!!!
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