Just think, the more you drink, the more options you'll have of people you want to hook up with.
Nada. Shooting off confetti and wanted to see I'd u could see it from ur house.
Wow. Its not even 11am.
Then he said something about how from that angle I looked just like his mom.
just start off by saying "hey, i cockblocked my friend last night and need to make it up to him, could you help?"
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You can do it. What doesn't kill us just drives us to drink
the bruise you left on my ass looks like africa. the other just looks like a hand.
Due to certain anatomical proportions it was less like fucking and more like childbirth.
If you die first, I'm going to sleep with a pallbearer at your funeral.
oh and apparently my boobs are named "have no fear" and "plenty o'beer"
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As planned I took it to the limit. Then we met a new limit. Now they are limit friends.
Oh wow and I have a bunch of portable wine glasses called to go coffee cups
never planned on seeing last weekend's one night stand again, much less be on the same plane as him..
Is banging someone in the national guard considered a state service or a national one?
I don't think I have face palmed that many times in such a short period. And I've worked tech support.
They got skeletons in the booths to enforce social distancing.
Thought they were weekend at berniesing that shit at first.
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