the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
Just pooped at the strip club. NOT NORMAL . I may be a little too comfortable here.
i should teach a seminar on how to fall off the wagon
it will be an insanely irresponsible summer.the only things i plan on not doing are dying and getting pregnant.and even those are negotiable
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Ive seen him cuddling a giant inflatable seahorse. Nothing could be creepier than that.
I stuck my fake eyelashes to his balls after he passed out.
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
Walking out of the bathroom and not knowing you have hand soap on the front of your pants so it looks like you blew a load on yourself really sets the tone for the rest of the week...
You climbed on top of the bar, shotgunned a 25oz fosters and screamed, Steve Irwin was a God amongst men.
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He sent me a recycled dick pic! He could at least use one without sunlight in it, considering it's 10pm
I have a hunch Mama J got around.
Am I allowed to say that about my own mom?
I think the best course of action at this point is to cut his balls off to get him to stop reproducing
DELETE THAT VIDEO OF ME MAKING OUT WITH THAT RUG NOW
FYI, his "son" is a Chihuahua.
I love you.
Bad choice
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