It's not real sex if he's just convulsing inside of you.
Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
he was wearing 3D glasses the whole time.
I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
After grabbing my boob for a couple minutes he then decides to ask me if I was awake.
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
About six hours after the bottle of smirnoff, I was googling "losing your stomach lining" and calling my mom for help. She has experience.
tell your freshman friends. will trade sexual favors for swipes. ive got dinner tomorrow open and lunch on wed
I need to beat up a magician now. BRB.
Just make it a game! Like 20 questions STD style.
oh my god. picked the worst day ever to not wear underwear...
I'm just gonna stop you right there because there is, in fact, no such thing.
yeah, I don't think I'm getting into the baseball game tonight. The security guard definitely saw me bowl over that child.
I stole an accordion from the bar
Accidentally
I'm having ragrets about stealing the accordion
I went out to dinner with the girls thinking I'd be home early. Instead I ended up in the Englishman's hotel room. Long Live The Queen.
Yeah like stabbing myself through the eye with a coffee stir and bleeding out all over the office rug
Randomize
