I'm so bored and have no one to sexy text
Vaginas are confusing as hell with all their secret compartments and shit.
I'll get my vaginal cartography poster.
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
she wrote "need hug!" on a sticky note, put it on her back, and passed out on his bed. they're trying to figure out how she got into his room...
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
just walk of shamed past a man riding a bike. RIDING A BIKE. what a wholesome life he must lead.
I just masturbated while eating dinner. Now who's the lazy one
I made a Russian puke. I outdrank a Russian. I am unstoppable.
It's all good. Going back to my room to try and air out my balls.
Because i love you. And people show love by not letting their friends shit themselves.
He's thawing a cheesecake on his stomach. We're that high.
I mean, if there was a version of you with a penis, you'd fuck it...right? Like just outta curiosity at least
the most terrified I've ever been was seeing Danny Devito squirming on the ground in this underwear, covered in hand sanitizer, completely hairless
Swear on my life the dude next to us just ordered a pizza and I will fight to the death for a slice
Things could not have gone more poorly if I had stripped naked and run through the Sahara with sirloins tied to my vagina.
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