Mom and Dad are dead. Trust fund
So I got my period. Finally. In related news, I reinstated my belief in God.
so they made cookies with their faces printed on them...I ate jaime...she tasted like poop
i just fucked the bartender on my cruise to get free alcohol. have things gone too far?
mom and dad sent me an easter basket full of beer pong supplies again.
Both he AND his 17 year old son were hitting on me... I'm bridging generational gaps
Besides, I'm not in my 30's. I'm still allowed to drink wine from a bag.
Not sure if jager bombs can cure tuberculosis, but its a theory im testing as we speak
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
I think I'm just going to up-end a bottle of wine and look through pictures of what my life used to be.
Btw, do you want me to fix this with a box of wine and a chick flick or is this more of a 'lets head to the strip club' problem? I'm just trying to analyze the emotional depth of the situation.
Get ready tonight we are going to get drunk and pierce my nipples
Is it weird to befriend your older alcoholic landlords?
IM FILLED WITH SANDWICHES AND SELF LOATHING
I was really surprised he asked for my number the next morning..... and my name.
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