Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
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Well on a lighter note, guess who just threw up in the elevator
open bar reception. dayglow. pray for me
Absolute soulmates or functional alcoholics?
Can't be the first without the last
Is there really anything more beautiful than opening a fresh box of wine on a Friday afternoon?
Throwing up in the car while my mom drives, sister holds the bag & my dad holds my hair. This is how my family bonds.
The cops walked in and cracked up bec he was passed out on the couch in a pink tutu.
It's was about average. But he had a tat on his thigh that said "pull-out n' rollout" so I won't have to worry about a round two request.
Part of me really wants this picture, but the other part of me knows if he is really this drunk, he could be sodomizing a lamp and not know it
That BJ in the bathroom was definitely worth the $20 cover.
i rearranged my furniture so i could masturbate in the sun. how's that for spring cleaning?
Just banged your ex. So it really is 'him, not you' in that he's gay. Rodeo champion gay.
My concern for you and peanut butter is the reason I am still awake.
It's like I'm tryna ride my horse through dennis quaid’s vineyard
That's a sexy sentence
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