wouldn't it be funny if when girls shaved their vaginas, they gave them sideburns?
I swear I am going to pee, wipe my vag with my hand, and then slap you in the face with it.
I'm convinced her vagina is similar to chernobyl, but I want to visit it for the novelty value anyway.
you told the cop you blew a .08 because you ate poppy seeds
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
I pretty much gave up on you when you told me you couldn't go home yet b/c you had to stop at church first. It was 2 AM and you insisted you were late for mass.
I am paying my roommate as much of the electric bill in pennies as possible because I hate her.
No room in fridge, chilling wine in snow. Do NOT let the dog pee on it.
Hahahaha you would not believe what I just pulled out of my vagina. Actually you probably wouldn't be surprised.
Some guy in lab is humming along to a Sara Barrilles song. Or maybe I'm just hearing the song echoing in his huge, gaping vagina.
SORRY BITCH CAN'T, TAKING SHOTS TO WHITNEY HOUSTON.
I was wasted and the time changed. I blame the male strippers.
Okay, I just got to our real hotel and the YMCA may have been a better choice. A man w/ no shirt on
He sent me a blank text message. That's a booty call waiting to happen
So this morning everyone commended me for puking over the porch. No one else made it that far...
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