so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
i may not always bang 16 year olds but when i do, i prefer hot ones
I got tired of walking to the bathroom that I decided to throw up in a cup. I now have 3 cups full of vomit on top of my mini fridge
So I've come to the conclusion that I would cry if I had an ugly baby.
apparently "preggers as fuck" isn't an appropriate way to describe someone...
I have been sober for so long that I miss hangovers... what is happening to this summer?
Just did it in a room with glowing stars to Peter Gabriel's down to earth on shrooms. This is like god
We found Mulan.
I thought you were in bed what the hell
i feel like spreading the word of drunken joy.
Gonna be hard to top last New Year's Eve when the guy I blew came at midnight
I might be offended if you don't bang me tomorrow. You know, for America.
Maybe because you rubbed my clit while we were making churros
I spent two entire hours explaining to a guy why I wouldn't make out with him. How was your night?
Afternoon delight is playing while I take a shit at mcdonalds
ugh, my whole family is going ape shit over my sister's pregnancy blog. I dont get it? Anyone can get knocked up! I had rebound sex with a new york ranger last night, now that is something to fucking blog about.
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