Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
I'm going to go hang out on a giant wooden pirate ship for 5 days.
There need to be more gay people on my afternoon soaps.
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He slapped my ass and hummed the jello theme song, which was followed by an overly loud "IT'S ALIVE!"
She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
He came on my face and tried to draw out a smiley face because he said I looked like I had a bad day
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
I'm going to write a letter. It's going to say, Dear Every Girl Ever: Take some goddam initiative and wake me up with a blowjob and I will eat out of your hand. Love, Every Guy Ever
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I can't wait for the day Google doesn't remind me that I got arrested for having 3 shots called 'frog cum' lined up in front of me.
I don't know who's more excited for you to come home. Me or my vagina
This is the second girl that said she wanted to fuck me while wearing a clown nose. Fuck online dating
Girl re-adjusts bra, no one bats an eye. I re-adjust nuts, everyone stares.
It's the 3rd day of the year and I've already sucked two dicks. New year same ole me.
The room got awkwardly silent right as i yelled "leave him alone! I know plenty of straight guys who like to suck dick!"
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