Fuck. sleeping in my sisters room again I heard zombie noises outside my window
cruising supermarkets, asking random people where i can get weed. fuck alaska
You kept buying everyone Washington apple shots, and telling us we needed to support local produce.
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
I think I just puked all over my comforter and my roomdmate won't wakt up to washc it for me
I'm not being over dramatic, but I think my heart is going to stop beating.
someone needs to get her out of the garbage can shes never gonna forgive us for this
Let's just say a refrigerator got involved and after that I had to send him home.
I think that the winner of this years fantasy football league should get naming rights to you child
You were so excited to be getting 4 tickets to the Whale Rodeo.... That high
All that fucking tequilla made my head feel like it's inside of a body builder's asshole. He's doing squats.
Just called a girl a cunt over peanuts. I think we both know it wasn't just about the peanuts.
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
Have you ever wondered if we are just made up characters in someone's head? You'll have to forgive me right now I think I have 7 thumbs
i just used your hair clip to unclog my bong. i miss you so much!
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