it doesn't get any better than taco bell and soft core porn
I just put out an orange level terrorist threat on her punani
proudest moment: just made a guy walk into a parked car with his mouth hanging open cause of the shirt im wearing.
my coke dealer is running a Black Friday special
on the way to work, i saw an empty wine bottle sitting in the middle of an intersection. i thought of you.
i can respect that.
A three fingered guy just showed up with fireworks and bourbon, tonight will be entertaining.
I used puppy pads next to the couch for her to throw up on....
Beer and cheesecake and spinning in cirlcles why did you let me do this to myself
sorry
why?
oh you didn't look in the living room yet, did you?
He stole a bottle of grenadine from the bar. And got arrested. His new cell mate is going to love his bright red lips.
Filthy. I need to be power hosed with holy water.
His dick is magical but I don't want to die in this blizzard do you see my dilemma
you ever just feel like an organ is failing?
There's hope in those eyes, for a better tomorrow or more cocaine, we may never know, but there's hope.
Have you actually looked at the corn flakes box? I don't think the rooster has a soul.
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