Did u pay ur friends to not make fun of me?
my entire walk over here no one looked in my eyes. Period Boobs are BAACKKK.
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
Someone will be leaving this trip either pregnant or devastated.
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Well hello freshman 15, didn't see you there until I tried on last years summer clothes.
Your philanthropic work just got me laid, thanks dad for naming me #2.
Next test. Underwater blowjob. If you fail...out of water blow job
Apparently I was the fucked up drunk guy greeting people at the hotel in the lobby last night.
You yelled "hold my dick" before you tackled the guy away from the dj and two random girls moved to actually hold it, then argued about it. I want that whore aura!
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Babies are disgusting. I held one once. Then I washed my hands and rinsed my mouth out with wine.
I'm trying to seductively eat these M&M's to let her know its on
Sorry for trying to baptize you last night
You knew the entire thing in Latin I was so impressed
Hey guys.. So I accidentally broke the front door last night
If I take a couple more shots I won't even know he's a Mormon that drives a motorcycle
I tried saying sorry but instead I puked down her shirt and tried to clean it up... Now I have a bruise on my forehead. good news, before she left she wrote her number on my stomach with sharpie
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