Ive never seen someone more dtf than a soaking wet drunk girl who stumbles into your backyard.
i have one hour to talk myself into enjoying giving him a blow job when i get home
So many tools at one table, you'd enjoy my italian family
I have another pimple on my ass cheek.
I'll be there in 10 minutes.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
for future reference: anal bleach BEFORE boozing
She just left after she spent the past 2.5 hours fuckin the shit out of me. I'll put that in the logbook as a cross country
It was pathetic and I was covered in butter
Not sure. All I know is that she has a tight dark green skirt and I will not rest until I have used my teeth to rip it off of her
You are a finance major, can I use my 529 account for your bail?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Aaaaaaaand dick pic. God bless america, and god bless tinder.
I was so high I started singing Let It Go and then instantly started laughing 'cause I was eating ice. Everyone just stared.
So, left this guys house wearing a #1 Grandpa shirt and I think this is the best sex score I've ever had.
Do you remember telling our cab driver you were going to fuck a penguin?
Over 14,000 people at my school and the kid I went home with last night is IN MY FUCKING LECTURE
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
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