i can totally tell he's high. he's having a conversation with my dog.
Soooo billy mays was on coke. I'm about as shocked as I was when Clay Aiken came out
I just convinced a girl to drink my spit cup cuz I said it was dark beer and would get her drunk faster. I dare you to try something better.
Gave out candy dressed as a porn star...bet you can guess how the mothers kept reacting.
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
Don't let me forget to bring the toilet inside tonight.
I just keep sniffing it hoping for an explanation.
They just kept handing me shots and saying welcome to college
It's official, the cities waste management does not recycle porn.
Her fortune said that she will soon be free. She's taking her bra off at the table.
That stripper was not happy when I tried putting a dollar in her court mandated ankle bracket/tracking device
So what kind of fun pills do we have for the amusement park tomorrow?
His encouragement of my recreational drug use is the backbone of our nonrelationship. That, and rough animal sex and loud music.
The last two times I had sex with him I forgot who it was half way through
What'd I miss?
Erotic hypnosis and studded dog collars.
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