I have nothing to say, just wanted ur phone to vibrate
My chemistry professor just asked me if I ever found a ride home from the bar last Saturday
Important info for allergy season. An orgasm will unblock stuffy sinuses.
I have no idea what's going on.... I just want to wear my horse sweatshirt and drink vodka.
Got a blowie from her in the cab on the way home. Made awkward eye contact with the cabbie who said, and I quote "Keep the mess in her mouth bro", I did so only out of respect
he said verbatim, he wants to "bang you hard".
I want to be the sort of person he can respect in the morning once the drugs wear off.
i think the last part kind of negates the first part there
And then you asked me why my legs were so thick and started measuring them with a ruler
Dude come to her party. Someone just took a body shot of rubbing alcohol
I'm counting my small victories this morning. For instance, I haven't puked at work yet.
This pedicure right now is the most physical I've been with a guy all month
I wiped my ass with a McDonalds wrapper. I've hit an all time low. Sorry for my impatience
After we fucked we sat in bed and watched Charlie St. Cloud and he fed me ice cream. It was probably the most romantic thing I've ever done.
I just saw a chick driving drinking a juice box smoking all while on the phone that is talent
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
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