I think my penis got bigger when i lost weight
Im going home to examine my vagina with a hand mirror. wish me luck.
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
She wanted to to do it on top of a horse, I can't compete with that
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
I AM TEN TEQUIA SHOOTS ON AND I JUST SAW SOMEONE DO A BODY SHOT OFFF OF JESUS
THIS FEELS SO WROG AND OH SO RIGHT
I'm twenty nine years old, now is not the time to start trying new drugs. I need a hedge fund...not another drug-induced hangover.
I AM GETTING LAID TONIGHT YES HAPPY DAY PRAISE JESUS ALMIGHTY IN HEAVEN DEAR GOD CHRIST YES DADDY YAAASSS
I just want a guy who will spank me, fuck me, then take me to my office xmas party. I'd that too much to ask?
You showed up at my house at 4am with a bloody nose, one shoe and a bucket of chicken... I live no where near a place that sells chicken in a bucket..
Well that would explain the bones in my purse.
Mike fell asleep with his hand down my pants. I'm clearly an enticing person.
The box said 94% effective prevention of pregnancy if used correctly but God knows I’m not gonna use it right so let’s adjust that to like a 70%
I wish I just waited long enough to hate someone to fuck one
My ex unfollowed me on SPOTIFY bruh. Freaking spotify. The butthurt is real
Her mom Is so hot that when she was bending over i just zoned out starin at her ass her dad slapped me on the back an said let me tell you son everything you see here is mine and you had better realize i felt like simba
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