do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
I wish facebook had a fuck off button.
I just saw a girl wearing a flannel shirt that would make 1992 cringe
i just googled "alcohol delivery service". im combating drunk driving one lazy act a time.
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I knew as soon as I saw that pole that I was going to wake up the next morning with bruises.
No, "because my penis told me to" is not an acceptable answer to that question
My professor just used the phrase "balls deep in your mind". My day is officially made.
Woke up on a mattress on a roof this morning with a pair of briefs next to me. Oh fleet week.
There's nothing worse than carrying your fairy crown and wings home wearing fishnets
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
It wasnt until i started dancing that i realized i pissed myself dude. I dont think shes gonna call me back.
My orifices are off limits as long as you have that stache. Your call.
Bro, she said she wanteo to fuck me with my white Nike cap on so I resemble a douchebag. I think my choice of women might be coming into question
I am so disappointed that he didn't steal a Christmas tree last night.
Just saw a commercial for non alcoholic baileys cream. WHAT THE HELL IS THE POINT?!
I WANNA... wait, will you kinkshame me?
Nah.
I WANNA KNOW WHAT HE SMELLS LIKE
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