What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
About to find out how well alcohol and lazer tag mix.
In your drunken brilliance did you make bagel with what appears to be mac and cheese smeared on top and pink icing dip? Because if so it is sitting on the counter
says the girl that drank her shots like they were in a dog bowl
I know it was you that I fucked last night... I can smell my disappointment all over the sheets
Im deleting that text because its a possible ncaa violation
it doesn't matter, he's just a life support system for his dick
Here's how he asked the pregnant girl for a cigarette. Hey yo prego throw me a square. Not joking.
We hooked up in his car and afterwards he cried. I think I need to find a new hookup...
So I may have to sleep with a cougar to get a slightly used, yet free microwave. I'm going in
are you watching the world series?
I've made out with alex bregman... so yes
idk what to be more embarrassed/confused about, that i lost my underwear or that i woke up covered in fried rice
My ex-wife, who I haven't heard from since the divorce, just Amazoned me cherry flavored massage oil and a rainbow caps with the message "Happy Pride". What's the polite response?
Randomize
