i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
yeah. you were just sitting there watching transformers, caressing your toaster.
he conducted the entire waffle house into singing the song Oklahoma. He was wasted.
We call it lazy sex. We just lay next to each other and help each other masturbate. that way we can both be on bottom.
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there is nothing like a happy birthday present when you wake up with a bow on your vagina.
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
Someone just got kicked out of the mall for being dressed like a giant cat. I feel like this is in your future.
Just got our of the shower. I'm standing naked in front of my open windows cause fuck my neighbors that's why
Handcuffed our DD to a naked stripper don't think he will try to sneak out
He can pick locks you know
That's the reason for the naked stripper
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I forgot I did whipits. Probably because my brain cells were killed from the whipits
sitting in the kitchen naked and eating stirfry, random dude left my room saying thanks and gave me a bottle of wine. explain...
I don't think tits should taste like fish.
I WAS SURROUNDED BY HAIRY BALLS ALL ALONE.
I just want orgasms and emotional validation. Is that too much to ask?
so i went to the bathroom and my thong was on sideways... i guess that solves the mystery
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