Told my mom a bit ago she'd meet you tonight
Um...??
She's excited
Now hope fervently that she'll do it quick and cheap, just the way i like it
Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
i just realized how high i was when i was screaming red light challenge at the top of my lungs and am watching it alone
i'm pretty sure the devil's penis is california-shaped
I haven't been this sober since birth.
Oh. My. God. Best non-relationship, he-might-be-cheating-on-his-boyfriend-but-I-can't-tell-because-of-the-language-barrier sex EVER!
there r dinosaurs outside my house i hear them
pretty sure those are just snow plows....go back to bed
I threw a jar of pickles out the window at a police car, why was that not a good enough reason to put me to bed?
Nothing says "Good Morning" like Jell-o shots and coffee cakes.
I wonder what dick looks like without astigmatism?
Good news. His dicks gotten wayy bigger since high school. I love Thanksgiving break.
I told you I couldn't sleep because of the speed and you rolled over and replied "shh. just pretend."
after we fucked i left the room and when i came back he was patting his dick whispering "prouda you lil guy...prouda you"
try to milk me bitch
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