1 of the best things of being a business owner is I don't get fired for having sex in the office
The only reason I kept his number in my phone for so long is so that hed pay for my abortion.
That adds atleast one bjs worth of awkward sexual tension between us.
Theres a baby at this concert double fisting pacifiers. shes gunna do great in college.
Turned out not to be so bad. He had a big dick and i owed him for all the free beer over the year.
Just had such a rough shit, don't stop believin had to be played
Cut a hole in the crotch of my onesie so we could have sex without me getting cold. Best decision of my life.
The wizard has you scheduled for a 6am sex breakfast
I'm so there
He woke me up because I was snoring and went for a second round. First time I'm happy that I snore
Evidently I placed three booty calls at the same time...it was an ugly scene. I'm never getting that high again.
I don't even care if you were high. The fact that I've been begging for us to have those cinnamon rolls for months and you didn't even save me one is not ok.
I decided to do drugs in front of her because if anyone can handle the truth it's a ghost
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
I just need to find someone whose kink is financial submission.
If you feel frisky later I have a cowboy hat that would look great on you naked...
Who is this......
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