Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
Take one last look at my face, because I'm drinking it off tonight.
There is a girl in bio drinking beer out of a starbucks cup with a straw
easter eggs filled with ecstasy. it's what jesus would do.
Yeah, but there's no serving sizes for dick.
He said he got laid, but you and i both know he was too high to leave his house.
Everyone threw up but him. I took off my shirt because I puked on it. There were also a lot of drag queens involved.
Also txt me when you take your first dump of the year... I'd like to synchronize if that's at all possible.
We are not in a rock band. We can't continue living like this.
He said I was really mad at him on Friday. Dude I fell asleep in all my clothes and shoes, with my flashlight on, on my phone... I could have been mad at the wall. It wasn't my classiest day.
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
I woke up with a hangover and a man bun. Reached over to drink water and accidentally chugged raspberry vodka. So there's that.
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
Remind me to NEVER AGAIN mix beer with tequila with beer with whiskey with vodka with rum with vodka.
Randomize
