he said he "kind of had sex before.. Barely" i think it was one of those situations where you slide into home and get tagged out.
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
but the good news is i woke up with 15 dollars in my pocket so i probably sold my phone instead of puking on it
well I mean we knew we had more drinkers than runners, so we had a "case race for the cure" for relay for life instead of an actual marathon. day drinking and philanthropy. can't go wrong.
We should make a goal to do one active thing a day, even if its like throwing a ball
And by ball i mean playing catch. Beer pong does not count as an activity
Fuckkkk i made out with a freshman.....but he's old for his age. THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOURE NOT AROUND.
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Now that we both have boys can we make up games that objectify them as sex toys?
It has gotten to a point where I just want to sit on his face. Less butterflies, more orgasms.
Dude, you were tagged in a stripper FB selfie. That is a whole new level of something.....
Getting free blow from a total stranger, who asked permission to stroke my eyebrows, was the highlight of my evening out. Also, I have a new cuddle dealer.
I feel badly that he has cancer, but this does not mean I am obligated to have sex with him. Again.
I say I'm working from home on conference call days, but really I just mute the phone, put that shit on speaker so I can hear what's going on, and let Marcus fuck my brains out.
Sometimes a man just deserves to get woken up with a blowjob.
That Spanish guy who looks like Ben Affleck from that club we went to 3 weeks ago is still texting me.. He clearly doesn't remember what I look like.
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