You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
maybe i would like her more if 99% of her sentences didn't start with "yesterday when i was reading twilight..."
i lost my life and panties somewhere between the 15th and 16th round of slap the bag.
I woke up and he had cut my bangs and put makeup on me.
I don't care how good they make you look, you've got to stop sleeping with gay guys.
the good news is that i vommed the last of my humanity last night.
welcome to the club.
Pierced my own nipple last night, and yes everyone did go absolutely nuts
He's rescued me passed out naked on the playground next door and I've rescued him passed out naked in the middle of campus. That's why we're a great couple.
We turned a watering can into a margarita bong.
Do they mail horrible human being awards or do I have to pick it up or what's the protocol on that shit
I think I ingested my vampire fangs last night.
Nah. After about 5 shots he decided he needed to clean the gutters. We're headed to the hospital now so meet us there.
he accidentally put it in my ass, i liked it but didn't tell him that and "accidentally" took his weed.
How high?! We watched paid programming for 45 minutes before we realized it wasn't just a long commercial. So pretty high. The Bionic fish finder looks promising, though.
Lets get a boat first.
the wedding party just walked in to the song eye of the tiger. i'm getting drunk.
Not sure what you smoked, but you put raw bacon on the lazy Susan and spent 45 minutes looking at it and mumbling Meat Spin
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