Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
she blew me in the men's room in the restaurant. it was a french bistro, so it was okay
Sitting in a bubble bath with my bong, how's your morning?
Not much, just your average college male Sunday cleaning period blood out of the carpet.
Tell me you're kidding.
Besides scarred, I'm not much of anything right now.
stef broke her leg trying to vault over the coffee table. these olympics drinking games are going to fucking kill us
Remember when puke and rally meant a good time? Fuck pregnancy
Remind me to tell you a really funny story about me and arson.
So doing the math I dated almost 2 of me in penises. Like, if I you layed them out lengthwise it would be 2 times my height.
It's like fucking tetris in this bed
Can we smoke pot out of a menorah?
I'm scared because his knowledge of star trek is turning me on
You poured a bottle of water into the salad bowl and said "bowls are a joke" and then poured it into your lap.
dude it's 9am and i'm still drunk it's too early for sexting
You're not who I thought you were. You've changed.
just walked passed a black light...apparently he DID cum.
I think I recall josh coming in to the room to tuck us in and give us a few condoms and I threw them back all furious and told him 'we don't use those.' Oh god
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