do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
i woke up in the lobby of Holiday Inn on a chair sitting up straight
During the middle of giving him head, he flashes his phone and says "I like to watch."
Showering in the handicapped shower. Im THAT hungover.
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i secretly love the power trip of being their RA & busting these idiots for everything i did as a freshman
You convinced me that eggnog and rum is a great moisturizer.
We had sex in the bathroom. Then he told me I could watch him pee.
A guy just washed his hands in the toilet. No joke
Gong!
YOU'RE MARRIED NOW YOU CAN'T KEEP GONGING ME WHEN YOU GET LAID IT DOESN'T COUNT
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How could you give up sex for lent? I gave up religion for lent years ago and never looked back. Or give up civility, not sex.
I never appreciated sexting until I went to rehab
Do you deliver to the black dark pit where I am? I think it's called.... The toilet? Right next to hell...
New discovery: your vibrator works on my balls. Technology is wonderful I love the future
i think she learned that just cuz half shots were easier, doesnt mean she can have triple as many.
You kept singing "your gonna lose that girl" to him right in front of her.. of course you got punched in the face.
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