yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
Molly wanted me to tell you, "she hasnt shit on the floor in a while" like she thinks its an accomplishment.
i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
Professor took us out for drinks. She said if I ordered the 64oz "Call a Cab," she'd give me an A. I drank it in 5 minutes. A+?
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Wow, nothing is more special than changing the channel and seeing the guy who groped you on Saturday night...
I ended up passing out on the shitter for like an hour with mcds smoothie all over my face
My roommate said I banged on the wall and said, "this dude eats pussy like a champ."
Multi-day drunkenness is to binge drinking as black diamonds are to skiing. They're tough and confusing and you hurt afterwards, but you did it and you probably got an alright story along the way.
well at least now you can say you got an STD from the frontman of a band no one's heard of
fuck you.
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I'm pretty sure our sex is better than most foods and that says a lot too bc I really like food
Wait I can't come yet Mr. Brightside is playing
ok i defs just took my shirt off in the middle of a frat party though so keep me updated
He started planning our future mid-hookup. You tell me how my night was.
I remember that. We went to taco bell looking for pizza.
Well, let me first tell you that jack and cokes were ONE FUCKING DOLLAR.. It's like the club wanted me to make poor choices.
might I remind you I fucked a 21 year old and almost did coke with strangers? you definitely came out on top
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