walking on gravel proved too much for her barefeet so she traded her bra for some guys sneakers.
we've reached the level in our friendship where i don't think he would rape me
everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
Just got back from my 9:00 am class to find my roommate soaking her lifesaver gummies in vodka so she can have them for a snack in class later.
i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
As a side note, my abs are sore. Most likely cause? Orgasms. Thank you.
you just kept yelling "siddle that plaza" til the cab driver said it back...
Um I think everyone drunk and there's some douche on violin.
Good morning! Spongebob is on channel 257 when you wake up. Help yourself to breakfast. You were great last night. See you when i get back.
nothing worse than walking out of class after 3 hours and having covered exactly zero information
walking out with herpes. that would be worse
This will never work out with him unless I somehow learn how to unhinge my jaw like a python.
I have a new game. It's called "how weird can you act before a guy won't fuck you". I've deducted most guys are willing even if you're batshit insane.
she dared me to make out with the amish dude so I went up to him and grabbed him by the beard
GRABBED HIM BY THE BEARD
What drinking game we play yesterday? Fight club or something?
All I remember was my mom walking through the door, and then me asking her if she wanted a hit.
Randomize
