The last thing I remeber was convincing you to hide in the fridge, and then taking everything out and you not fitting.
he had a TATTOO on his FACE. a tattoo on your face basically says "i've gone as far in society as i'd like to."
How do u explain cocaine to a 9 year old?
Dude i think i got lasagna in my eye
yeah except there is a correlation between drinking moonshine and going blind, which kind of concerns me
I rode on his Vespa around Florence and fucked him in an empty train. It was like a way sluttier version of Lizzy McGuire
He pulled a condom out of his satchel and i questioned my entire life.
She rode an inflatable shark down the stairs. Viva shark week.
We are all yelling at the cat at our apt in nothing but our underwear. How do you think it's going.
My greatest achievement in life thus far is being the go to friend when you have questions about butt plugs.
I barfed on the cat last night. Just wanted to share.
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
all I remember is grinding on everyone in the room regardless of gender and quoting the lion king non-stop. We need to stop buying Jameson.
I just had a 30-minute convo with an irrelevant fuckboy from college who decided to tell me FOUR years later he’s sorry for sleeping with 3 girls at once including me.
He's hot, clean, can actually cook, and best of all isn't a narcissistic prick. I found a unicorn.
Ride that fucker.
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