I have a very awkward question for you. Could you possibly take my black dildo. My mom wants to clean my room.
I hope God doesn't listen to everybody on a Saturday night.
I just sneezed and had an orgasam..THAT turned on
fine. I googled it. you have to eat 5 to die so apparently I'm in the clear.
he was so drunk I had to hold him up and he started crying when he heard an ambulance siren and said "is that for me?"
So... on the count of three, we are going to forget last night ever happened... 1...2...3
I don't know what to tell you, usually I would just ask if they'd like to meet the captain. If you can't get laid it's your problem.
tequilla shots with my grandparents? christmas visiting just got so much better
She said " I'm going to get her back one day soon for putting extacy in my pop while I drove her to whislter" just a heads up.
Guys with values who care about your personality don't cum on your back the 2nd time they you sleep with you.
NO I FORBID YOU. THERE ARE BETTER VIRGINITIES OUT THERE WORTH KIDNAPPING.
I slept with him that night and I'm not sure if my lack of enthusiasm was obvious but I found him eating ice cream in the bathtub the next morning. Mom will be so proud.
I plan on showing these boobs to so many people that by the end of it ill just have a shirt of beads.
Just realized my relationship wasn't even Facebook official and I'd already cheated on him. 'Shitty girlfriend' is an understatement.
If you’re wondering why the bong is outside the garage door just know I was being environmentally efficient by not using the freezer to chill my shit
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