you're like the Neil Armstrong of terrible hookups, you are a pioneer
I was so high I couldnt even listen to music i was terrified of the potential knowledge i would gain.
i have my own cum on my nose right now. don't talk to me about "embarrassed".
and then we had to stop you from trying to pour shots through your nose with the neti pot.
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We really need to check into harvesting part of our liver now
you're good to come back. The bouncer pulled me aside and told me. He also said you have nothing to worry about and that you have an awesome "upper punch" or some shit
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
he cock-blocks himself, don't try to make excuses for him!
fell down stairs ended up in underground bar now im dancing with trannies and best night of my life. lines of coke
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i just took a huge shit in old main. i think my college bucketlist is finished.
at one point, you reached into your purse, pulled out a tampon, and proceeded to rub it on your lips like chapstick... that drunk
I feel like it's the kind of place that would appriciate my Aladdin vest
It’s 830 am and the amount of Valentine’s Day snaps I’ve already seen makes me either want to vom, drink a bottle of wine, or buy chocolate
1000% No lie I was just looking on insta and was thinking about taking a bottle of wine to the face..
I honestly think sometimes all you need is a $2 alcoholic punch poured from a jug into a big glass to feel better. I guess abblebees is my new problematic fav
Next time I think it’s a good idea to hook up with any of your wife’s family members or friends just kick me in my dick
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