I'm so horny!
I'm so hungry
WHAT A TERRIBLE REPLY!
For your pussy...
David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
I saw him at work today and he gave me a really awkward "I know what you do drunk" look...
I hope my margaritas pass through security.
Remember the girl passed out in front of my fireplace?
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
I know you hold the fastest time for "zoo downhill wheelchair racing" but I don't see what that has to do with this.
My week is over as of 8pm tonight, and I'm herpes free...Let's rage
And if I could both stabilize myself *and* pick things up with my penis... Well, I wouldn't be on the fire dept...
No worries I have vodka. Its always on time
And then god smiled down upon me and he said let there be hangover food and let it be Wendy's
Im just confused who has their mom break up with someone
NOBODY TALKS SHIT ABOUT PANDA EXPRESS
I kept my extra Molly pill in my wallet in the change part, that's also where I keep my body jewelry while I'm working. The nose ring punctured the pill essentially coating itself in MDMA. My nose ring is back in my nose. This could be entertaining
She’s 47 and wants me to fuck her on her mom’s hospital bed
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