question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
i just ordered an al pacino with double mocha at starbucks.. i'm waiting to see how long it takes the chick to realize what i said.
WHY WOULD YOU LET ME MAKE THAT MUCH NOISE DURING SEX IN RESIDENCE ?!
I tried to push your face into the pillow but then you kicked like a donkey.
I love tequila.
You drank almost the entire bottle of everclear and wanted to walk around. I guess your best friends sister is a cop and you wanted her to arrest you like the lil wayne song.... so sorry dude.
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My mom just walked in on me and my girlfriend about to have sex. All she said was "You're lookin like a fool with your pants on the ground.."
So many people have lost their virginity on my futon... I think it is only the right thing to bronze it and put it on display
Somehow it went from suicide to pierced nipples. I think we're good.
if I open my eyes, my head will explode. that hungover.
Dude tried texting you during but she threw my pants too far away
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"I'm looking more at his dick bulge." Never thought I'd hear those words come out of my boyfriend's mouth.
Just found out I made out with the 40 year old Captain of the boat at the barge party. On the bright side he let me drive the boat so at least there's that.
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
Well I've made a drinking game out of the Wiggles but I think I've got this babysitting thing down
Well now you know... If you can get over the awkward... The dick is 10 min away.
I don't even know if he's actually hot or just hot because he plays hockey..
You did not just say that.
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