Is it a bad that I spent my 5 year anniversary with my husband texting my ex boyfriend?
i just made my mom cry by blowing spit bubbles.
A female Wisconsin fan just headbutted the bouncer. Im deeply terrified and oddly aroused at the same time.
nothing cures the holiday blues like an open bar
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
so when he was about to cum, he screamed his mother's name and continued to pray for forgiveness. wtf
Dont even try and act like it wasn't you who made the sex tape of my dogs.
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
Too bad you can't keep me under your desk. You'd love that wouldn't you? Massages, blowjobs, and I'd be forced to be quiet all day.
you have a wonderful penis attached to someone I'm having a lot of problems with right now
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
The best part is every argument that she makes from here on out will be refuted by "Oh hey remember that time you shit yourself wearing someone else's sweatpants at a frat party?"
He sent me a mirror pic of himself and sent it to me and all i could think about was the amazing bong hits i took with his roommate in that bathroom.
Boobs have been pretty central in my life somehow lately which makes me question if I am truly gay
I am now "wine pairing" tums flavors with my strongbow, because apparently hard cider gives me heartburn.
I'm really just disappointed in myself for having sex with a musical theater major
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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