Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
Good ideas don't start with we have a bottle of vodka..
just got booed by the entire restaurant.
Just picture a dyson vacuum with razor blades. That's how it felt.
I already have one guy that I have regrettable sex with. I don't need another.
she made sit in a corner, drink nothing but water and told me she was worried about me because i picked up an irish guy at a taxi rank. says the girl who invented tequila night and fucked a guy in a park across the street from a sweet sixteenth.
Am I allowed to compare getting cum'd on the face to a warm summer rain?
I just ate 6 cheeseburgers with some homeless guy. Pretty epic.
At tuba camp, the pickings are slim. It's like being the tallest midget.
A guy just grabbed my balls before he shook my hand because he thought he knew me.
One eye has cum in it and the other has sunscreen
summertime
I think God is sending me all these 20 year olds to make up for wasting my 20's in that crappy ass marriage. Thanks Big Guy!
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST.
He's UNCIRCUMCISED. And it curves. Two things I've never encountered in all my sluttiness and they're both on the hottest guy alive. :(
What are you doing tomorrow?
Dude its my bday. Im drinking from sunup til face down. Rinse and repeat.
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