and that's why we call him explosion in my pants. no one remembers his real name.
question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
i just used google streetview to figure out where i spent the night last night
Found a bar with a washer and dryer and they serve food. I never have to leave
so I'm in athletic shorts, a suit jacket and I'm still drunk at 6:30am at the last leg of relay for life
she actually told me to ignore the cokeheads in the corner with knives.
he burped in my vagina and tried to deny it...
The guatemalans kept making all these sexual suggestions ... With the corn
these girls were driving down the road screaming "SHOT!!" out the windows and pelting potatoes at passerby.
i got hit in the ear.
I just had a brazillian performed by a hungarian named olga. Im pretty sure she was trying to rip out my soul. You owe me a million orgasms
Don't mind me. My boyfriend is carrying me because I'm broken not because I'm drunk.
It's not even 9:30 yet..
she just nodded and said "yeah, I'd fuck him for a reese's peanut butter cup". it's so nice to know I'm not the biggest whore living here
Boobs have been pretty central in my life somehow lately which makes me question if I am truly gay
But I made it seem like I wasn't hungover at work, so that's a plus.
Are these your boobs on my camera?
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