She said she could kiss it, just not put it in her mouth. Because that would be cheating..
I think my hand is broken. But his nose definitely is
Why can't it ever be the normal ones that stalk me?
While you were hooking up with her I pulled you off to make sure you knew what you were doing.
You said you were "testing the product for Chris."
I'm a bad man.
Random question, but did I leave a spoon on your dresser last night?
Also. This Ativan makes me feel fearless. I think we need an exciting new hobby for when we take it. How do you feel about ghost hunting?
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
Jake and I will do a protection ritual for ur dick I don't know where she has been
I'm beginning to think the entirety of my appeal is due to the size of my ass.
how does someone with a Masters Degree leave poop in an ashtray in the sink? It just blows my mind
Just keep in mind that she didn't start telling you you had the largest penis she had ever seen until AFTER she found out about your multi-million-dollar trust fund.
Also I think I realized when my life started to turn into shambles.. The day I took my high school senior picture WITH A HICKEY ON MY NECK
While we were doing it he looked up at me and said "Does your husband fuck you this good?" Talk about a mood killer....
She's gonna be mad if she finds out you put weed in her house warming cookies
I party with great urgency now.
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