I hope im prettier
yea, just so you know this whole self-loathing thing is getting pretty fucking annoying
There is something about drinking on a golf course and getting with younger women that just really makes me feel at home.
My brother brings gifts into my room to wrap them. It's a pizza cutter and a box of condoms..
I'm thinking about that time I was in a trashbag and you spray painted my hair yellow
This is the guy who showed up to the first day of class with a 24 pack of coke and a handle of rum in his backpack. He doesnt play by normal people rules.
I want to see you in more than a weed delivering capacity
HAPPY NEWYEARSM FAGTRON! GETTING HEAD IN TAXI I WIN
they're doing drop shots of Jager into red wine. i don't want to be on that level
What are you talking about?! I shot gunned a monster while simaltaneously blowing gym boy Todd. If I'm not the poster child for being well rounded and versatile I have no idea what NYU is looking for
they call him the transporter because he'll be your designated driver in exchange for sufficient weed or sex.\n
what about money
no - he has a code he lives by
I though us hooking up in the field was your way of saying you were an outdoors person
So his 25th anniversary post of love to his wife was almost verbatim what he said to me last week. Does that mean I win or lose?
I was just thrown into the pool and now I'm surrounded by men... You would think this is the dream but I'm just confused
My cat is watching me play with my new vibrator
So.. I was kinda upset i got the bad fuck out of the situation
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