wait, do i give off the impression that i DON'T want girls to show me their boobs if i video chat with them?
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
Just saw a white bronco on my way home from work and the license plate said "NOT OJ"
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
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I woke up with his wallet, but not him. Gold-digging at it's finest.
I had my first sober conversation with his roommate. I remembered half way through that the first time we met I was getting fucked on his counter
I don't appreciate the fact that you tagged me as a giant bucket Miracle Whip.
Remember when we pinky swore we'd never feel hungover alone...
just to let you know its hard to talk to your father while being fingered up against a car..
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It was like we had a conversation with our eyes.
Was it a good conversation?
It was an awkward, sexual conversation.
Who'd have thought a guy with a lisp would be so good with his tongue?
conclusion from last night: i should wear boob glitter more often
If he cant deal with my insomnia and sex drive I really feel sorry for his child and ex fiance. Adulthood breakups are depressing.
This was the fourth year in a row I got arrested at Pride. Pretty sure that qualifies me as a legend.
the girl next to me was drawing sonic the hedgehog on her exam what the fuck
godspeed
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