butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
dude on moped wearing crocs...somebody get this guy his man card back
college drinking is stealing all my money, thank god planned parenthood is somewhat free
i knew it was time to leave when he woke me up only wearing pooh bear oven mitts and holding a plate of thank you pancakes
Escaped ambulance. Meet me at your apartment.
I want a picture of impoverished children wearing Oregon national champions shirts.
Yes, I feel sorry for the tribe that gets those. They won't be able to hide from the lions.
You're just mad because I look hotter in my mug shot than you do in yours
Sometimes familiar penis is best. Its like comfort food for your vagina.
its 4am. im standing over him in my bed eating chinese food, on the phone with dan trying to convince him to break up with his gf. whoredom.
Bro, you're like, my right testicle. Can't go anywhere without you.
That BJ in the bathroom was definitely worth the $20 cover.
Apparently HR frowns upon current employees introducing themselves to the new employee as "Hi I'm sleeping with your cousin"
Currently googling hangover cures, which looks a lot like working from the perspective of my boss.
I'm seriously considering selling my books back early. I don't use them anyways and I could really use the beer money..
It's a draw. You need to settle it in Smash, Soul Calibur, and/or rock-paper-scissors, the last of which Steve claims is bullshit.
Randomize
