Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
and technically it was a rebound
so lol
and then you got rebounded for the same girl he rebounded you for and still never scored ... it was like watching an LA Clippers game
I feel like I could be a daytime drinking legend, like they could put that shit on my tombstone and right now your preventing me from reaching my full potential
Well now that I've given all the athletes mono there goes our chance of winning any conference championship
Her exstacy made her nickname everyone David. Nobody knows who the fuck she's talking to so we just say no to everything she says. She's crying.
you're expensive. Idk about all this. What happened to free make outs?
Sobriety and mild self-respect
A woman on my train just walked down the carriage in a wedding dress, crying and clutching a can of Carlsberg. Oh...
It was like being fucked by the god of thunder, he gained power from the storm. I took a Plan B because I don't think regular birth control will stop Thor's sperm.
I literally put my pussy on his sideburns, it was awkward
There's a lil minaj in everyone
She cracked her neck before the blowjob and I knew shit just got real.
I just fist bumped God in my head for last night. What a bro.
Twice. I only peed my pants twice tonight.
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
I just shit my bed. Go ahead and make your 40 year old incontinence jokes now.
It was just a hint of nipple. I kept it classy!
Do you even hear yourself?
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