the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
you wouldn't come out from under your bed because you said there were six-armed bears everywhere.
ohhh that explains the pepperonis I found in my sock drawer this morning...
no it doesn't.
It's like god touched my soul and said 'you will be great in bed'
Im gonna take a shit then figure out how to be better at basketball
Why did I puke in my shower caddy last night
Relaxed was like phase 1 of this phase 7 high
Do you think I could get someone from tinder to drive me to the airport?
I hooked up with Spider-Man on the hood of Santas car. I kept saying that he could shoot his web at me. Also I found Waldo. Overall good night.
I just sneezed glitter I JUST SNEEZED G LITTER I j u st SneeZED GLIT TER I DO NOT HAVE TIME FOR THIS AT ALL.
I should be free tonight unless my 5 speed vibrator arrives in the mail today, than we might have scheduling conflicts.
Wow. Memory lane. What a horrendously unsightly jizz stain on the tapestry of life.
Vagina status: the swelling is going down.
Hypothetical question: Would it be wrong to tell the annoying children who don't listen to their parents that the motel is haunted?
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