Let's hustle tonight so we can relax tomorrow
Perfect. Like where your heads at
By relax I mean have sex
She's just bitter because she lost all the weight only to discover she doesn't have a pretty face after all.
Blew in her face. She is Pissed. Yahtzee. As she brushes her teeth.
no. the fact that it's halloween completely overrides the fact that it's sunday. youre going out whether im dragging your boring ass or not.
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He may or may not be blacked out. We put him to sleep in the community bathroom. He's wrapped in your blanket and he's already puked on it twice. Using your blanket was my idea. Maybe next time you'll ask before taking my vodka.
I should have to wear a sign around the rest of the day so everyone knows the shame I feel.
I think I kinda scared him when I told him if he premature ejaculated I would punch him in the throat.
That girl is nothing but trouble. She's 40% red hair and 60% daddy issues.
I called him and he said hell call me back hes in the middle of his kareokee song he was out by himself and his dog
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There's nothing worse than carrying your fairy crown and wings home wearing fishnets
And he came all over himself. At least he didn't ruin my new lulus.
Actually though that could've been bad.
Speaking of mom and dad and Halloween... Mom bought a size small slutty nurse outfit last night. So yeah, they're getting hammered
I want you to get off the plane and get directly into my pants
So i know i said I'm turning over a new leaf, but i met a guy with a dick piercing. I have to sleep with him. For science.
That is our entire relationship. We match bowls and give each other head. What more could you possibly want?
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