Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
youll never guess who i didnt fuck at that party
it hurts more in the daytime
so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
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Ive had to apologize to every girl i know today because of you
there's something so ridiculous to me about watching someone with glasses exercising. it's like watching a whore studying in the library. stop trying to be someone you're not.
A guy just tried to send me a pic of his penis & my phone sent me a disclaimer saying "the components were unsuitable for your terminal"
Even your phone knows you shouldn't sleep with him...
i just overheard someone saying that they invented the 'tequila mockingbird' last night. sorry, but i found better friends
I shouldn't trust a guy I just met with the pull out method. That's a big responsibility.
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He was barking to the beat of "I like to fuck" and then chugged 3 beers and fell off the deck.. I should have gotten community service hours
I don't see how I managed to fuck up so much shit in an hour and a half..
So help my penis see only you. Give him some attention as well.
I feel like if tampons weren't meant to be microwaved, they'd have a warning on the box, so we should be okay...
I'm a lady who knows what she wants in life, and that's uncommitted dick.
i also remember watching someone vomit off a balcony which was kind of grim
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