So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
There's gotta be a happy medium between the guys who only want to sleep with me and the ones that respect me too much to try to sleep with me.
the mechanics of walkigng feel weird right now everyone lools like a demon
what does alcohol mean
We didn't want to make a pit stop so I just helped my husband pee in a bottle. No one told me this was part of love.
Someone had written "Boxmonsterette" on the bathroom wall and I just knew you'd been here.
i had a mental breakdown over a math asignment proposed to a glass of chocolate milk then burned my hands when i acidentally leaned on the stove i have the grill marks burned on my hands i can see them
its only been 20 minuts since i last saw you
Please don't throw the wedding bouquet at me
Well, I currently have zero fuckboys and my vibrator just broke. A fresh start to May.
You really need to not quote Anchorman while I'm giving you a serious blowjob.
Sorry I twat blocked you earlier I didn't know Sam was over. But, my house my rules, I don't have to knock before I enter. I did see naked butts and smelt "Sex Stank" in the air, we're going to have to set some ground rules when I get home. Hugs and kisses..Mom
I just had all of the sex. All of it.
We can have bacon on the roof while tanning
I just slept for fifteen hours straight. It's like my body knows i'm drinking with you and is preparing..
i feel like you should know pants are always optional
My mom just used the chap stick I used right after giving him a blow job. I am a horrible daughter :(
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