Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
Please come to History lecture. The kid two seats over is belligerently drunk.
fyi, she knows we call her the sperm bank. watch your back.
I'm not sure how appropriate a drug deal is while at a wake.
He smashed a plastic chair leg on a tree stump, threw himself into the side of our metal enclosure, stomped on the wreckage for a bit and then punched the fire.
It could be worse. I was dumped by a guy in a kilt after he gave my shoes away on St. Patrick's Day.
I knew there was a problem when things got heated and instead of rushing home I offered to get bagels instead
I needed to bring way more fireball to class to match this professors intensity
I've decided to take one for the team and bang the landlady for lower rent.
Can you please venmo me emergency money? i have no pants.
He sent me a dick pic from a port-o-potty in Boston. If that's not love Idk what is.
I have to start drinking water I have a drug test to fail at 1:40
The last thing I remember saying was "Tequila for all!!"
If you count the sounds from the room down the hall....that was definitely NOT the last thing that came out of your mouth.
She's better-looking with the mask on.
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