I need a creepy friend to scare off the other creepy people
I would be honored to be that friend.
Sarah Palin just got hired for Fox News. Watch out Jersey Shore... there's a new drinking game in town
just stole 2 cases of forties from some freshman in the woods by pretending to be a cop. that ten dollar spotlight is really turning a profit
Just remembered getting lost in a "shortcut" through yards and GPSing my way home last night
Had a drag queen carry me to the car. So I'm told...
How do you say "I'm sorry I beat you up while cumming" in German?
I believe I convinced two girls to makeout for freedom last night Hahaha
I'm alone drinking at the bar and the titanic theme song is on. This won't end well.
Totally passed out on the dealers bed after paying him all in ones so no, i dont think i'll be getting a discount soon.
getting up at 8am to start drinking seemed like a much better idea before I had to wake up at 8am
He is just a personification of a vodka hangover.
Yes. Sex with questionable women, and made of potatoes.
Because guys aren't supposed to cry. Especially when it's over a dude singing a Christmas carol.
Why yes. I did get laid looking like that. My sheets look like there was a clown orgy
Some girl took her panties off, soaked them in vodka and wrung them out into a line of guys' mouths! Awesome!
No, NOT awesome. Where the fuck do you go drinking!?!
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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