it was beautiful and magic like when a hot girl grabs her own tits and smiles at you
I was in a gas station that sold tazers and I just saw a billboard that said "Strippers, need we say more?" God I love Georgia!
Just witnessed a fat girl fall off the treadmill, pop a medicine ball, and drink coke out of a water bottle all in one workout.
I started the year with 2,800 dollars and am now down to 83 dollars-one of which i use to snort my focalin. I have given up on food and am perplexed as to how I can make 82 dollars last more than two weekends for booze
he asked me to smell his eyeballs.
I can do it, this is my punishment and I will accept it, plus id like to see the look on peoples faces when I throw up on them
Just signed my boyfriend up on a dating website so I could officially have a reason to leave him for my hot neighbor.
He's cheating on his wife, and he's judging me for eating McDonalds
Is it wrong I want to seduce my ex to prove the point to his current gf he's an ass?
My therapist keeps stopping to ask what 'hooking up' means
ITS ORAL SEX CAROL
You kept saying "this bitch", mumbled incoherently for like 5 minutes, took a shot, and kept going.
Sometimes the gods of alcohol choose to take you on a mysterious journey and you just have to go with it
He went down on me while i ate a whole 7/11 pizza. New level unlocked
When creating your wedding guest list do you put the girl you & your fiance had a threesome with under your friends or his friends?
Lucky bitch I'm at work covered in Jeff pee. And my hair smells like beer because I was trying to prove a point about PBR serving multiple purposes.
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