love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
I dont abuse you, i just hit you while we have sex
I have no morals, kinda like you have no standards
None
You drunk dialed me talking about the stages of mitosis. There is no way you didn't ace your bio final
I really hope you aren't where I think you are. Dude she has a MUSTACHE. You need Jesus..
Keep in mind that he's 43, unemployed and living with his parents. There's really not much we could do to make his life worse.
You have permanently scared my back with your nails. I would like to congratulate you on a job well done.
Can we promise no matter what that we have sex the night the Mayan calendar runs out?
We always end up having sex in random places after class. I need to stop letting this dude borrow my pens.
Friends don't brand friends with cigars. It's not how it works.
Did you really have to freak out and get up half way through to put the cat in the closet?
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They are like the regular squirrels and we are flying squirrels
he told me his feelings for me AFTER sex, so that means he meant it right?
I never thought I'd end up with a prison pen pal through tinder
Then it hit me - his penis wasn't a shiny new toy anymore and I wanted a new one.
Randomize
