I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
Also, not pregnant! Way to go uterus! Good job on being a team player!
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
...Saturday night. Get your dick ready. We are going to go nuts. I want to have sex fucking everywhere.
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Oh god our sink is a cavalcade of horrors. Brb sacrificing a goat and putting everything in the dishwasher forever
I wish your snatch was here
If my snatch could sprout wings I'd fly to you
He's laying next to me passed out dressed as a hooters girl
I bet he's a super pretty hooters girl
I just don't fit in here. The other wives are ten years older and have kids!
Well, you chose trophy wife of a 35 year old over college. Sit in your suburban soup and stew.
Hey man, sorry about punching you in the face, also about turning the shower on you. I just really wanted you to drink some water.
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It has been so long since I got any action that I have decided to change my vagina's name from "the chamber of judgement" to "the cave of forgotten dreams".
CALL 911 HAND IS STUCK IN THE GARBAGE DISPOSAL. HELP
Do we still have any pizza left from last night?
Things I have learnt this week: bubble mix is toxic. Extremely toxic.
Hahahaha .. If it makes you feel better I had a sex dream about a cheeseburger last night so I feel like we both lose.
I swear to the sweet baby jesus I didn't fill your freezer with salsa and my little pony toys, but I didn't stop them either.
I threw up in my brother's Easter basket
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